The One Liner Story...

J5roxthebox · Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:59 am Post subject:

The Microsoft e-Robot 2000 is about to be destroyed, but rather than fight back he says "Are you sure you wish to continue? Click 'yes' to continue, click 'no' to return to your desktop."
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[x] exotic realm · Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:59 am Post subject:

And he clicked yes!
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and all she wants is to dance
thats why youll find her on the floor

shes freaky

and she knows it

xos

J5roxthebox · Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:18 am Post subject:

E-robot goes to return fire, but he is infected with a virus.
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[x] exotic realm · Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:28 pm Post subject:

The virus gave his chance away!
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and all she wants is to dance
thats why youll find her on the floor

shes freaky

and she knows it

xos

randyfan · Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:48 pm Post subject:

but microsoft release patch number 259742.2569
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J5roxthebox · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:00 am Post subject:

E-robot tries to download it, but he then realizes that it will take 2 hours to download because he is on dial-up.
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[x] exotic realm · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:16 pm Post subject:

The e-robot suddenly cries his tears
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and all she wants is to dance
thats why youll find her on the floor

shes freaky

and she knows it

xos

randyfan · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:31 pm Post subject:

then realises that he has broadband on hisbelt and connects to firefox only to remember that he needs IE to install the patch!
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J5roxthebox · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject:

The E-robot surrenders and joins Apple Mac Icon_favorites43

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[x] exotic realm · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:41 pm Post subject:

Then Apple became stronger
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and all she wants is to dance
thats why youll find her on the floor

shes freaky

and she knows it

xos

randyfan · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject:

but they dont have pcs only mac...so he joins linux
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[x] exotic realm · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:54 pm Post subject:

But linux somehow lost the power..
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and all she wants is to dance
thats why youll find her on the floor

shes freaky

and she knows it

xos

randyfan · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:12 pm Post subject:

and so he drifted right and left...finally joining nokia!
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[x] exotic realm · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:22 pm Post subject:

Nokia was filled with the new N90
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and all she wants is to dance
thats why youll find her on the floor

shes freaky

and she knows it

xos

randyfan · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:37 pm Post subject:

and the robot was used as cheap labor
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