The One Liner Story...

[x] exotic realm · Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:35 pm Post subject:

He thought it was Hitler..But it wasn't..It was the Jedi master from star wars..
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and all she wants is to dance
thats why youll find her on the floor

shes freaky

and she knows it

xos

Christine · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:11 am Post subject:

So he tried to pick the sword up and this time it worked but it became a light saber!
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♥-- She’s going out to forget they were together
♥-- All that time he was taking her for granted.
♥-- She wants to see if there’s more than he gave.

[x] exotic realm · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:42 am Post subject:

It was a lucky thing..So he ran to the U.F.O and kill the aliens!
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and all she wants is to dance
thats why youll find her on the floor

shes freaky

and she knows it

xos

Christine · Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:43 am Post subject:

In the end he had to kill the Jedi master... so he chaaaaaaaaarged and......................................
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♥-- She’s going out to forget they were together
♥-- All that time he was taking her for granted.
♥-- She wants to see if there’s more than he gave.

[x] exotic realm · Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:06 am Post subject:

It was a...FAILURE!
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and all she wants is to dance
thats why youll find her on the floor

shes freaky

and she knows it

xos

Christine · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:21 am Post subject:

The Jedi Master said "Neneh neneh poo poo!" So he felt even worse and poked a hole through the Jedi Master's body!
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♥-- She’s going out to forget they were together
♥-- All that time he was taking her for granted.
♥-- She wants to see if there’s more than he gave.

zahrah456 · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:24 pm Post subject:

The Jedi Master Cried for help but nobody heard him..
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randyfan · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:06 pm Post subject:

then bill gates stabbed the jedi master from behind
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zahrah456 · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:21 pm Post subject:

the J. Master asked him.. i thought u r my frend!
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randyfan · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:26 pm Post subject:

bill gates replies, "microsoft is friends with nobody"
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J5roxthebox · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:44 pm Post subject:

The J. Master switchs to Apple Mac.
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I iz a rely gud riter

randyfan · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject:

and steve jobs says, u aint no mac till u stab bill in the back!
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J5roxthebox · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject:

The J. Master stabs bill
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I iz a rely gud riter

randyfan · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:

but bill is immortal
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J5roxthebox · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:04 pm Post subject:

Yoda arrives on the scene
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I iz a rely gud riter