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| Quote: | Pampered: It's not easy being Mariah Carey. All around you are dewy, driven divas-in-training just waiting to steal your hard-earned crown. So who can blame the high-maintenance pop queen, 35, for clinging more tightly to her youth than Tara Reid to a half-off coupon for a magnum of champagne? Alas, in her quest to shave a few years from her age, Mariah has overreached, sailing right past her 20s, teens and terrible twos and straight into infancy. At a Thanksgiving halftime show, the shapely chanteuse unwisely squeezes herself into a baby's onesie, which she accessorizes not with a rattle or pacifier but with -- oh, how it pains us to type this -- sneaker-like platform heels and knee-high athletic socks. It's a footwear choice so flawed and foul that prolonged exposure to it will result in a pained facial expression not unlike the one currently worn by the screeching singer herself.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:36 pm Post subject: Re: Celebrity Undressed! |
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| Quote: | Pampered: It's not easy being Mariah Carey. All around you are dewy, driven divas-in-training just waiting to steal your hard-earned crown. So who can blame the high-maintenance pop queen, 35, for clinging more tightly to her youth than Tara Reid to a half-off coupon for a magnum of champagne? Alas, in her quest to shave a few years from her age, Mariah has overreached, sailing right past her 20s, teens and terrible twos and straight into infancy. At a Thanksgiving halftime show, the shapely chanteuse unwisely squeezes herself into a baby's onesie, which she accessorizes not with a rattle or pacifier but with -- oh, how it pains us to type this -- sneaker-like platform heels and knee-high athletic socks. It's a footwear choice so flawed and foul that prolonged exposure to it will result in a pained facial expression not unlike the one currently worn by the screeching singer herself.
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Lol Mariah looks so freaky in that suit!
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she looks weird
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No offense to her fans, but she is fat. It's like you're size 12 trying to squeeze into a size 8! Something isn't right with her face, I mean her eye brows.  |
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WOW! SHE DOES LOOK FAT!!!! AND HX IS RIGHT.. SOMETHIN WRONG WIF FACE!!
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nothing is wrong with her face...shes just old!
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She is not THAT OLD!!! Aiyooohhh!!!
Maybe you can't see what I mean here because the picture is small, but if you search for a close up of her, her eye brows look really weird! |
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Here's about Madonna
| Quote: | | Silver Belts: Madonna may be devoted to Kabbalah, but she's apparently still filled with the spirit of Christmas. For the London premiere of her new documentary, the pop icon takes a basic black kimono from oy to joy with just a few hundred bags of tinsel, a glue gun and a dream. The best part of this incandescent dress (besides its ability to block transmissions from the mothership)? Santa will no longer need to rely on Rudolph's glowing red nose now that he's got Madonna's glittering backside to guide him. The Big M finishes off her festive look with a feathered, funnel-like coif that's more folly than jolly and bizarre, spider-like shoes seemingly made from the bones of Christmas elves past. |
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lol, that is funny
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i meant the part where they said that she used the bones of elves of christmas past to make her shoes
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